JOKES
Mr.creedle seemed to think he was always right....
Jack :Mr.Creedle,have you ever been wrong at anything?
Mr.Creedle:Why yes,Jack.
Jack :When was that?
Mr.Creedle:It was the time i thought i was mistaken about something,but i wasn't.
"What kind of flower is that?"a fellow asked his neighbour who was tending his garden.
"why,that's a chrysanthemum,"the neighbour answered.
"looks like a rose to me."
"no,it's a chrysanthemum"
"Spell it"the fellow challenged.
"Khry....Kris....Cris.....Golly,you're right!It IS a rose!"
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